Immotional Attyachar!!

Writing after such a long time cos I didn’t have anything great to write recently. May be I was more occupied with other things which has kept me away from my blog. 

Now coming to the topic, my friend and I daily observe some people at our office who have a typical mannerism in their way of talk, behavior, walk, etc. which are quite interesting and attyachar at same time. To add more spice to this unique comportment we have given a special name and song that suits each one of them. A place where more than 10000 employees work , its not easy to spot any particular person daily but since these ones sit in the same floor of ours, we get to see them & their acts daily. But seems we are changing our block soon.. so gonna miss them. Lets see whats so special abt these species. 

Morning the first person that we notice is Miss Vicco Turmeric. Madam Vicco spends most of her time in the washroom applying vicco turmeric on her face. Morning, noon and evening, shes so addicted to that cream that.. the air fills with the smell whenever she breezes by. Bas the moment she passes us.. the only song that we can mutter is “Vicco Turmeric .nahi cosmetic.. vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream..keel muhaso ko jad se mitaye..haldi chandan ke gunn ismein samaye.. twacha ki raksha kare ayurvedic cream” Did I mention anywhere.. she has a lot of keel & muhase (pimples). Hehe. J

Later in the day we get to see Miss Haule Haule..or Miss Hille hille.. This lady doesn’t walk straight but jumps & shakes a lot while walking. So we sing the song for her : "Haule haule se Sapana chalti hai.. haule haule se woh hilti rehti hai.. haule haule se nahi rukti hai… haan…" This Maa’m needs a speed breaker. 

Then there is a Champakali and her Champak who are the inseparable species. Seems God had decided to make them joint twins, but forgot to fasten them at the last moment. “Tu jahan jahan chalega.. mera saaya saath hoga..” is what goes true to them.. 

Now my friend has 2 besties (Okay.. I call them her besties actually, cos she cant stand them) - Billo rani & Hasumati . Billo rani is the ultimate nautanki types. She talks, walks as if straight from a Shilpa Shetty movie. And Hasumati.. don’t wonder why I gave such a name for her. That’s because she always keeps her lips in the form of smiling, thou actually shes not. Default face hai uska.. 

Latest addition is Miss Masakali Matakali. Inki aankhen bahut matakti hai..aur sar bhi. So a special song dedicated to her. “ Masakali masakali..udd matakali matakali..” You should see her walking with her matakti eyes & head kept too high (as if looking at the ceiling).. Hillarious!! 

And then there is one short heighted Aunty, who has a typical way of dressing. Her Salwars / Formal pants taper 1 inch above her ankle. Till date we have never seen her wear any normal attire. May be her tailor never reaches her feet. 

Madam Mawwali is also an unique piece..Thou she looks like a girl and has long hairs.. she does confuse us by her behavior..Typical Mawwali ki tarah chalti hai. And ringtone bhi Mawwali eveteasing wala whistles hai.. Shes the DON.. “ Mai hun Don.. Mai hun Don.. Mai hun mai hun mai hun Don.” 

These were the various types of girls.. and now comes the turn of guys..  

Ek hai Mr. Jhoola. Pot bellied, dwarf like creature. He swings and sways so much while walking that hes got hit on the workstations & the wall a lot of times. And add to that daily I get to hear his besura songs.. 

Then there is this Takla.. who sits across my workstation. Dunno what childhood problem he has, but he stares at every girl on the floor, and we too are not spared. Ek toh bilkul baal nahi sar pe.. but khud ko pata nahi kya samajhta hai.. Uska takla fodne ka bahut mann karta hai. Wish ki aisa mauka mile soon.. J

Mr. Chintu, another 5 foot & “khud-ko-smart-samajhne-wala” guy. Kitna bolta hai yaar.. humse nahi.. but on phone.. and kahin bhi khada rehke itna baat karta hai.. Style se English maarta hai to impress all. But yeh bhool gaya ke bachu tu dikhta bhi nahi jab aajubaju koi aur khada hai. 

Dadaji Gaurav ke baarein mein kya bolu.. He must be about late 20s, but stoops and walks like an 80 yr old.. bechara.. kaam ke bojh ka maara.. umra se pehle hi buddha ho gaya.. bas haat mein lathi lena baaki hai. 

We also have one South Indian sitcom actor here. Fullto Mixture of Rajnikanth & Chiranjeevi. And guess what, he has a married girlfriend, whos daily spotted with him. 

And finally we have Mr. Kaalu.. Total black with only white teeth showing, 6 ft, healthy doesn’t look any less than Kumbhakaran cos we always find him dozing at his desk. 

But Jokes apart, I have a real gem of a friend, whos the hottest gal in the world - desi girl - Sonpari. J